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Chapter 1


MIRROR: Lord Farquaad, you've chosen Princess Fiona.
Wild applause erupts from the guards. Farquaad is captivated by the portrait of Fiona.
FARQUAAD: Princess...Fiona...she's perfect.
All I have to do is just find someone who can go...
MIRROR: But I probably should mention the little thing that happens at night.
Farquaad doesn't listen to the mirror at all, too busy formulating a plan.
FARQUAAD: I'll do it.
MIRROR: Yes, but after sunset...
FARQUAAD: Silence! I will make this Princess Fiona my queen,
and Duloc will finally have the perfect king!
Captain, assemble your finest men.
We're going to have a tournament! (smiles evilly)

Chapter 2(ending)


FARQUAAD: I will have order! I will have perfection! I will have--
Suddenly Dragon, with Donkey atop her head, crashes through a large window behind him.
Farquaad drops his weapon and looks up.
FARQUAAD: Arrrggghhh!
Dragon swoops down and swallows him up in one gulp.
The guards either run away or step back.
DONKEY: All right! Nobody move! I got a dragon here, and I'm not afraid to use it.