Shrek and Fiona 4ever

Chapter 1

FIONA: No, it's destiny.
Oh, you must know how it goes: A princess locked in a tower and
beset by a dragon is rescued by a brave knight,
and then they share true love's first kiss.
They both give Fiona a wide-eyed look.
DONKEY: Hmm? With Shrek? You think --who, whoa, wait a sec. You think that Shrek is your true love?
FIONA: Well...yes.

Chapter 2

And last, but certainly not least,
bachelorette number three is a fiery redhead from a dragon
guarded castle surrounded by hot boiling lava! But don't let that cool you off.
She's a loaded pistol who likes piña coladas
and getting caught in the rain.
Yours for the rescuing, Princess Fiona!