Super cool Donkey

Chapter 1

SHREK: I like my privacy.
DONKEY: You know, I do too. That's another thing we have in common.
Like I hate it when you got somebody in your face. You're trying to give them a hint and they won't leave.
And there's that big awkward silence you know? (awkward silence) Can I stay with you?
SHREK: Uh, what?
DONKEY: Can I stay with you, please?
SHREK: (sarcastically) Of course!
DONKEY: Really?
SHREK: No.

Chapter 2

Donkey and Shrek are now walking through the fields heading away from Duloc.
Shrek is munching on an onion.
DONKEY: Let me get this straight. You're gonna go fight a dragon and rescue a princess just so Farquaad will give you
back a swamp which you only don't have because he filled it full of freaks in the first place.
Is that about right?
SHREK: You know, maybe there's a good reason donkeys shouldn't talk.
DONKEY: I don't get it. Why don't you just pull some of that ogre stuff on him?
Throttle him, lay siege to his fortress, grinds his bones to make your bread, the whole ogre trip.