Happy Shrek
Shrek: Ogres are like onions.
Donkey: They stink?
Shrek: Yes. No.
Donkey: Oh, they make you cry.
Shrek: No.
Donkey: Oh, you leave em out in the sun, they get all brown, start sproutin little white hairs.
Shrek: No. Layers. Onions have layers. Ogres have layers. Onions have layers. You get it? We both have layers.
Donkey: Oh, you both have layers. Oh. You know, not everybody like onions.
I live in a swamp. I put up signs.
I'm a terrifying ogre!
What do I have to do get a little privacy?
...
Oh, no. No! No!
Shrek groans as he gets up off the floor.
His back is to Fiona so she straightens her dress and lays back down on the bed.
She then quickly reaches over and gets the bouquet of flowers off the side table.
She then lays back down and appears to be asleep.
Shrek turns and goes over to her.
He looks down at Fiona for a moment and she puckers her lips.
Shrek takes her by the shoulders and shakes her away.